Market Bosworth 2000 Football Club

 CLUB OWNER

SELF PRO-CLAIMED CLUB OWNER, TONY LEAROYD, BOUGHT THE CLUB AT THE START OF THE SEASON AFTER RELISING NOBODY OWNED IT.

LEAROYD STATED; "I IS A GANGSTER! I GET WHAT I WANT AND I WANT BOSWORTH!"

DIRECTOR OF FOOTBALL

AFTER THE SUCCESS OF SUCH POSITIONS AT NEWCASTLE & WEST HAM. LEAROYD FELT IT WAS TIME BOSWORTH 2000 FC JUMP ON THE BAND WAGON, APPOINTING PLANT WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE!

HIS DUTIES WILL BE TO SCOURER THE HSBC TELESALES FLOOR OF OBVIOUS FOOTBALLING TALENT! SO FAR ONLY CALLUM DUNCAN HAS BEEN FOUND!

CHAIRMAN

AFTER THE SUCCESS OF BEING MANAGER FOR 1 WEEK, MARKET BOSWORTH ELECTED HORTON THE NEW CHAIRMAN OF THE CLUB. HIS VISION (THE LANKYEST LEGS IN THE WORLD) WILL PUSH THE CLUB INTO A NEW WORLD.

 VICE CHAIRMAN

AFTER SUCH A TERRIBLE, AND SHORT, STINT AS MANAGER OF MARKET BOSWORTH FC. THE POWERS THAT BE THOUGHT IT NECESSARY TO BRING SMITH BACK ON BOARD IN A HIGHER POSITION AND APPOINT HIM FITNESS COACH.

CLUB SECRETARY

HIS LOYALTY AND DRIVE TO PUSH THE CLUB IN TO A NEW ERA WAS THE MAIN REASON FOR APPOINTING ALESBROOK AS CLUB SECRETARY. ALSO HIS SISTER SAID SHE WOULD DO IT!

TREASURER

AFTER WORKING AT HSBC FOR A YEAR, HE SEEMED THE OBVIOUS CHOICE FOR TREASURER. ALSO HE IS PROBABLY THE PLAYER IN THE TEAM THAT WON'T GAMBLE AWAY THE FINANCES. NOT POINTING ANY FINGERS BUT ALESY IS ONE OF THEM!

FUNDRASING OFFICERS

TWEDDLE DEE & TWEDDLE DUM (YOU WORK OUT WHICH IS WHICH), FINALLY GOT THERE WISH TO BE PART OF THE COMMITTEE. BUTLER & BELL CLAIM TO BE FUNDRAISING EXPERTS AND THE MAIN REASON WHY THE LOTTERY HAS CONTINUED OVER THESE MANY YEARS. GALA CASINO'S VALUE THEM AS HONOURY GUESTS AND LANDBROOKS DESCRIBES THEM AS CREDIT TO THE GAMBLING WORLD.

PROBABLY NOT QUITE WHAT HORTON HAD IN MIND WHEN APPOINTING THE PAIR AS FUNDRASING OFFICERS

MANAGER

AFTER THE SHOCK RESIGNATION OF MARK SMITH AFTER ONLY ONE LEAGUE MATCH. CLUB OWNER, TONY LEAROYD, MOVED QUICKLY TO FIND A REPLACEMENT.

UNFORTUNATELY, AFTER ATTEMPTS TO BRING IN MOURINIHO, SCOLARI & FERGUSON FAILED ALL HE WAS LEFT WITH WAS HORTON.

CLUB CAPTAIN

FORMER GAFFER, MARK SMITH, APPOINTED ALESBROOK CAPTAIN, STATING; 'THERE IS NO ONE AS INFLUENTIAL AND AS PASSIONATE AS TOM AT THE CLUB. HIS PRESCENE OVER THE TEAM CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS POSITIVE AND HAS BEEN REWARDED WITH THE ARMBAND'.

DURING ALESBROOKS' EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE DAILY SPORT HE STATED 'I TAUGHT STEVIE G, EVERYTHING HE KNOWS. SO I'M THE PERFECT CANDIDATE!'

CLUB VICE CAPTAIN

JOHN HOLMES, WAS ANNOUNCED THE VICE CLUB CAPTAIN FOR THE 2008/09 BY NEW MANAGER MARK SMITH. THE NEW GAFFER STATED; 'JOHN HOLMES, HAS A WEALTH OF EXPERIENCE AND IS BRILLIANT LEADER. THIS IS MORE EVIDENCE OF THE CLUB MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, WE WANT TO WIN TROPHIES HERE AND THAT MEANS WE WANT PLAYERS LIKE JOHN AT THE CLUB!'

HOLMES ADMITED 'I'M PLEASED THE NEW MANAGER BELIEVES THAT I'M GOOD ENOUGH TO BE GIVEN THIS RESPONSIBILITY.'